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Search your name on urbandictionary and post the number one result. 

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camille

the most beautifulest girl alive she makes every guys jaw drop she has many different features to her 1 a amazing body 2 a gorgeous smile 3 eyes of an angels

The man could not take his eyes off of Camille.

lauren

A beautiful girl whom makes you go crazy.

ahhh… look at her, she’s such a lauren…

OK SO THIS WAS NOT THE FIRST ANSWER BUT IT WAS TOO GOOD NOT TO POST

I AM DYING 

MCKENZIE:

To McKenzie is to ejaculate a distance previously unheard of at an unexpected moment. Mckenzieing is in actual fact a world record ejaculation which can only be described as a Mckenzie if the record is beaten. If it comes close it may be referred to as a ‘near-Mckenzie’ Everyone: What a moment i hope no-one gets carried away
Me: Too late i just McKenzied all over the joint

Leanne:

A name normally given to only the most gorgeous of girls. A generaly music and party lover. She is a very determined person and wont stop until she gets what she wants. She loves to laugh, and people who can make her laugh. Normally a person who has a great sense of style and knows what looks good.She is a great friend and loves the company of others; however she does not like to be rushed into things and likes to do things her way. Like many other girls ‘leanne’s like guys to make the move. She likes to feel protected and loves cuddles. Look at that Leanne , shes lovely

Cait, one of the nicest girls in the world. She is extremly sexy and has a huge rack. I love the times we spend together in my friends basement. If any of you have the cance to meet cait then ur very lucky.

well i am pretty nice and i do have large boobies so

Jay:

Someone who is a beast at everything he/she does. Such as running barefoot on a muddy cross country course-or being beyond hot. Derek: “Did you see that jay run by?”
Nick: “Yeah his name is Jay, he’s really good.”
Victoria:”And he’s so hot!! Jay is such a jay!”

allison 582 up, 117 down    
pure beauty, the greatest girl on the face of the planet.

Victoria
There are countless definitions out there that attempt to explain this rather unusual and amazing specimen of a woman. She is the most beautiful, intelligent, talented, intriguing, funny person you will ever get the pleasure of meeting, trust me. If it needs to get done she will get it done. In other words, a Victoria is a fascinating wonder woman. Dude 1: So, did you meet Victoria?

Dude 2: Yeah, I was introduced last night. It was the most amazing and life altering experience I ever had.

Dude 1: Whoa dude. That’s hot…
meeting me is a life altering experience. :D

Kacy: a name of american origin derived of the name casey, meaning: “vigilent in war”

Boring! XD